November 8, 2009

Episode 119: The Problem With Sonny Bono

3 comments:

XantesFire said...

Sounds like Downcast may be a good influence for Tim. He can reschool Tim on girls and wipe away the "support Black people even when dating, and you have to stay pure til marriage" closet homo shit he learned from a co-host I will only refer to as "K" and "I'm not creepy and I don't watch porn, but I write it and I love Jesus, faggot", cheap ass "J".

Would it be legal if you altered the voice? Downcast is right, you don't want to piss off crazy. But crazy pussy is fun sometimes. You just rent a room near where she lives and atleast 100 miles from your work place and home. Carry false ID, use a false email, don't take anything you want to use ever again or ties it to the real you, use a disposable phone with no links to real you, dye your hair, grow/shave facial hair, add fake tattoos and alter real ones.

When you end it, do it when she's at work or chloroform her then handcuff her and run, yes, tempting one more time. Don't, just run! Leave everything behind then get on a train to the next state at a busy terminal.

Have a reserved room waiting for you at a hotel. Ask the front for your room key and the pre-sent envelop with a key to a storage locker with your real stuff, you sent yourself ahead of time. Don't use the room. Use a nearby restaurant's toilet. Shave or put on a fake beard, re-dye, change clothes, scrub the phony tats, use tan in a bottle, brush your teeth with facial cream to give yourself a sore throat. Dump your disguise in the dumpster and double back for home.

Battle Royale was a book first, then a movie then a comic book.

Actually it's been shown that part of the reason that crime is low now compared to what it used to be is that in the 90's, the Clinton admin implemented a bunch of useful social programs. Basically it gave kids things to do, showed them they have possibilities and kept them out of trouble.

"Most people are criminals at heart?" Sheeesh, if it was the 70's then most black people are criminals and they should be shipped to Africa. Guess you would agree with that.

Of course you win more money if you're happier at the casinos. The casinos don't like grumpy people winning, they don't spent. Happy people spent, so is it a wonder when happy people seem to win.

Rico

Dick Tracy

Tick meet Golden Girls, isn't that Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy without the sex? I think Mermaidman is physically based on Bea Arthur.

Thoom said...

He can reschool Tim on girls and wipe away the "support Black people even when dating, and you have to stay pure til marriage" closet homo shit he learned from a co-host I will only refer to as "K"

K. I wonder who that can be. There are so many thousands of "co-hosts" that you can be referring to. I can not narrow it down. This is a baffling.

So what's the point of not just typing the guy's name? You've written tons of ludicrous and offensive stuff, but you can't bring yourself to label Kingslee a "closet homo" one more time?

XantesFire said...

Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on you if he ever finds this site.