June 18, 2008

Episode 20: ClusterFuck

6 comments:

XantesFire said...

This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.

Pamela Anderson used a tried and true method you might have heard of it's called sex on the casting couch.

I like Al Gore, but seriously that man should have started using his pimp hand on Tipper long time ago.

What's wrong with masturbating in public? It's fun, so is sex in public.

Okay, all you people should know by now, Tupac is a zombie. They feed him brains for songs.

Jubilee sucked, she was just Boom-Boom reduxed asian. Funny how they made her and Tim fall in love, Tim had a gf at the time and several potentials. I can see Jubilee falling for Tim. But Tim usually didn't like airheads.

Ben Riley wasn't married. I think the worlds mixed together so you would have JJ running the Daily Planet and Bilbo able to run bets with both sides being betted on.

Does it really matter how you get buried? If a person wants to be buried in his Spiderman underwear, why not? I now want to be buried with a female 8 year old thai hooker.

I so hated the fan voted fights. Storm won cause she had the X-men fan votes. Wish they had fixed up the Lobo/Wolverine fight. Like giving Logan his adamantium back or having Lobo so drunk so when Wolverine shows up he basically passes out. Lobo is more powerful than Superman. Fixed!
And the Hulk should have been able to beat Superman.

BOOZE-um? Bosom http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bosom

thoom said...

>>Pamela Anderson used a tried and true method you might have heard of it's called sex on the casting couch.>>

>>BOOZE-um? Bosom >>

You say tomato...I say: Titties. Ta-Tas, Bazongas, Bean Bags, Skin Bags, Torpedoes, Bra Stuffers, Angel Cakes, mounds and mammaries.

thoom said...

>>Pamela Anderson used a tried and true method you might have heard of it's called sex on the casting couch.>>

It's one thing to fuck a producer and get a part in a movie. It's another to get national coverage on the biggest media outlets and lead parts in movies and TV. That's a lot of fucking.

XantesFire said...

Haven't you heard of press conference gang bangs. I think the first ones were back in the 80's held by Farrah Fawcett.

Vichus Smith said...

It's not hard to side with you on DC Vs. Marvel, Tim. However, you always stab me with something I just can't see your way.

Why are you hating on my girl Jubilee? Sure, she wears a yellow jacket because she wants to remind everyone that she's Asian, but she eventually got rid of it! She was a sidekick, she didn't know any better!

Now she's a New New Warrior, no more mutant abilities, but she's got new abilities via technology. She's paid for her days as a punk kid with wack-ass abilities.

XantesFire said...

Jubilee, didn't I mention she was just Boom-Boom reduxed asian. And her costume was a parody of Robin's costume. That's why they had them fight against each other, sidekicks in yellow capes. Well hers not so much a cape.