July 22, 2008

Episode 30: Uggy Gyllenhaal

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

*Chris Crocker* LEAVE MAGGIE ALONE!
She may not be stunning, but she's not hideous. At least she has real talent and good fashion sense to make up for it.
Then again, I guess guys really are that shallow.
*Feminist rant over*

I've said it a million times, but I don't think I'll ever get tired of it...DARK KNIGHT IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
I wouldn't change a thing.
And although I have never had sex, I'm pretty sure that was an orgasm I experienced while watching it. That's right, not a fangasm, but the real deal!

I thought it was weird that it was rated PG though.

Two-face may not actually be dead and will possibly come back in the third movie
I want David Tennant as the Riddler.

I am so obsessed with the Joker, it's morbid I know. He's been in my mind 24-7 for weeks.
Yet when I see Heath Ledger it creeps me out even more, knowing he's dead and remembering what he looks like out of makeup.

I did like a 6 page review on my LJ of TDK.

Courtney

Thoom said...

>>*Chris Crocker* LEAVE MAGGIE ALONE!

She may not be stunning, but she's not hideous. At least she has real talent and good fashion sense to make up for it.
*Feminist rant over*>>


Good Fashion Sense? If I put Kimbo Slice in an evening gown, it ain't gonna make him pretty. Besides, she was clashing. Her potato face didn't match her clothes.

>>And although I have never had sex, I'm pretty sure that was an orgasm I experienced while watching it. That's right, not a fangasm, but the real deal!>>

!!!!

I wonder what the people sitting next to you where thinking.

>>I thought it was weird that it was rated PG though.>>

PG-13

>>Two-face may not actually be dead and will possibly come back in the third movie>>

He's dead! You think the World's Greatest Detective and Commisioner Gordon can't tell a dead body when they see one?

>>I am so obsessed with the Joker, it's morbid I know.>>

Of course you are. But that stuff Joker said about being an anarchist and not planning anything was rubbish.
Everything the character did in the movie took extensive planning and cash. He plans everything.

>>I did like a 6 page review on my LJ of TDK.>>

I'll read it.

Anonymous said...

You're right, almost everything the Joker did took alot of planning.
Like the bank robbery, the boat and his escape from the police department.
You can't make that stuff up on the spot.

But I think what the Joker was saying is that there's no ultimate goal to what he's doing. It's destruction for the sake of destruction.
He just wants to watch the world burn.

Courtney

thoom said...

>>*Chris Crocker* LEAVE MAGGIE ALONE!
She may not be stunning, but she's not hideous. At least she has real talent and good fashion sense to make up for it.
Then again, I guess guys really are that shallow.
*Feminist rant over .\ >>

That isn't sexism, We just didn't buy MG as a sexy, tough prosecutor. Just like I didn't buy Micheal Keaton as Batman in 89.

These are supposed to be people that I want to be or be with. . i didn't want to be MK's BAtman as a teen. I don'think women wanted to be with him.

The same with Maggie G, flip the sexes.

But even as an adult I'd like to be like Bale's Bruce Wayne, or can as least cheer for this character. And I think women dig him.

XantesFire said...

Courtney,

Ummm, by any chance are you seeing Joker/Ledger starring back at you anytime you look into a mirror or refective surface? And whispering stuff to you?

Thoom,

I bought Michael Keaton as Batman but not as Bruce Wayne. To me he just seemed like the cocky supervisor from Gung ho.

Anonymous said...

Why yes, yes I am Xantesfire. The Joker has driven me completely bat-shit insane.
At first I was scared, you know, hearing voices, seeing the Joker in my sleep and just about everywhere I look. But I've accepted it now.
But it's frustrating knowing I'll never see that character again, or know how his story ends.

I went to see Dark Knight again on Saturday, first time I've ever seen a movie twice in cinemas.

Courtney

Vichus Smith said...

The way I see it, they had to trade looks for talent. Say what you want about Katie Holmes (most of it negative, I know) but she's better looking than Maggie Gyllenhal. However, if Katie Holmes was still playing this role in the sequel, I might not have cared that this chick got blowed up real nice. I might have even clapped.

Even though Maggie Gyllenhal isn't good to look at, I'd pick her over Katie Holmes, because I think Holmes would be less interesting in bed. Holmes has a nice pair of tits, but I bet she's not slutty.

I bet Kingslee would be bored of this conversation. Speaking of Kingslee, when's he coming back? He's too busy for Thoom?

thoom said...

>>if Katie Holmes was still playing this role in the sequel, I might not have cared that this chick got blowed up real nice. I might have even clapped.>>

I did applaud. As a matter of fact I dissapointed that she didn't bite it sooner (weeks before this movie was released, JD spoiled that her character was to die.)

At first I was scared, you know, hearing voices, seeing the Joker in my sleep and just about everywhere I look. But I've accepted it now.


>>But it's frustrating knowing I'll never see that character again, or know how his story ends.>>

Uh, you know that role can be played by any talented actor. (I'd like to see Johnny Depp as Joker)

Anonymous said...

No, that just won't work, it won't be the real Joker.
It would be like having a friend replaced with someone who looks and acts alot like them. It's never going to be the same person.

I'd rather never see him again, if it means preserving the awesomeness that we got in Dark Knight.

Courtney