Since you guys were talking about the NBA finals, check this video outJD forgot that Michael Bay also had Jazz, AKA Dancing Niggerbot, ripped in half. Hmm, what other autobots died in the movie?I would cum on Maya Rudolph's tits, but she is probably the only loss in the track record of mixed race kids being sexy as fuck. I have the good sense not to watch SNL, so I have no idea if she's funny or not. I think Sarah Silverman's funny. her show on Comedy Central is awesome. Have you seen the episode where she dresses up in blackface? She's no Dave Chapelle, but she's way better than Carlos Mencia.
That's not a feat to be impressed with. Mencia's a bitch-ass joke thief hack.- The Wreck Roar
Neat editing at the intro of the show.James frequents CHUD. Holy cow, how many awful movie blogs does he visit. He should seriously check out Spill.com. That site suits his sensibilities with the crude humor and whatnot. Tell him to check it out. It's pretty dope. I love their podcasts as well, specifically Let's Do This!That poor girl at JD's work will never get the chance to be featured in one of his epic erotic screenplays. Guess that's what she gets for mentioning Paul Blart. Serves the bitch right.Anna Faris has zero sex appeal. But who am I to talk, I would totally bang Amy Poehler. Something about her that's oddly appealing. Plus, you know she'd be an absolute sex fiend in bed.Another vote for Ginger being the slag of the bunch. And if there's anyone who knows about slags, it's James. Deja vu. I could've sworn I heard that Steve Martin story on a past episode. Am I mistaken?JD is the Grand Master of security guards, what with him giving sage advice to his peers. His disgust with that Rod guy was quite comical. "This conversation is over" Puts his headphones on, listening to the Knowing OST. lol. BAD-ASS! Is Toys really his favorite film? Please tell me you were being sarcastic. Don't even bother with Terminator Salvation. Fuckin snoozeville. They even manage to waste Bryce Dallas Howard (who still looks fine when she's pregnant). Wait, does James have some sort of fixation with religious movies. What's the deal. He mentioned going to church on a past episode. Is he paradoxically some sort of catholic zealot? Maya Rudolph is married to Kingsley's boy, Paul Thomas Anderson. Just found that out. What an odd coupling. She doesn't seem his type. LMAO @ the joke about Minnie Ripperton's death. "God agrees."God - "Cancer, where you at"Cancer - "I'm right here"God - "Take this. Take her off"Cancer - "OK"Sarah Silverman joins the club of women who look like animals. Maggie Gyllenhal is the melting turtle. Tilda Swinton is the drowning mouse. And Silverman is the whiny poodle.Eminem looks the same to me. The bunny ranch discussion is comedy gold. I particularly like JD's reaction to you wanting to eat out asshole. The Black Pipe Players as told by JD."Her pipe was stuck and she called these bunch of black pipe players. Them niggers came and banged the crap out of her. GOD, that thing was hot!" Wow, just wow!- The Wreck Roar
Vichus;If that bitch at least TRIED to rap somewhat on beat, it might've been a funny video.You lil' nasty muthaphucka, you been listening to too much PCX and reading too much XantesFire. How dare you talk about my Maya like that. And there are plenty ofmixed kids who look "off". Okay she is one of them, but she aint unattractive.And you think Sarah Silverman is funny? SMH.Wreck Roar;Amy Poehler. When I imagine that thing in heat, with the rictus grin, the pointy nose and chin forming a grimace that makes her look like the Witch from Oz in coitus, her skeletal limbs making jerky movements that look like the thing crawling down the stairs in "Ringu", her bobble head wobbling back and fourth as he stries to ride the pony, rubbing against her mate like two dried twigs and a sickening guttural grunt as she "orgasms", I get queasyYes I figured I told the Steve Martin story before. Yes, 'Toys' with Robin Williams and LL Cool J is one of James' favorite movies. 'Amadeus' is his favorite of all time. James is a Christian and I think Tilda Swinton is sexy.
I thought "Toys" was great except it should have had someone else besides Robin Williams, he just seemed too creepy playing around kids and toys.I don't see a purpose to looking Eminem too closely, seems gay to me.
>> Amy Poehler. When I imagine that thing in heat, with the rictus grin, the pointy nose and chin forming a grimace that makes her look like the Witch from Oz in coitus, her skeletal limbs making jerky movements that look like the thing crawling down the stairs in "Ringu", her bobble head wobbling back and fourth as he stries to ride the pony, rubbing against her mate like two dried twigs and a sickening guttural grunt as she "orgasms", I get queasy >>fwap fwap fwap>> I think Tilda Swinton is sexy.>>You nasty ass mouse fucker. ;)- The Wreck Roar
Wreck, it's not Black Pipe Players, it's Black Pipe LAYERS. Get it? Laying the pipe?Anyway, what happened, Tim, you liked Sarah Silverman until she uttered the word nigger? The chink jokes had you rolling though, right? sMh!Oh, sorry. Let me clean it up: "Although Maya Rudolph's beauty does not conform to my sensibilities, I find her to be sexually alluring."Holy shit, my word verification is putborat. That's fucking funny.
>>Wreck, it's not Black Pipe Players, it's Black Pipe LAYERS. Get it? Laying the pipe?>>It could be either in this case.>>Anyway, what happened, Tim, you liked Sarah Silverman until she uttered the word nigger? The chink jokes had you rolling though, right? sMh!>>I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I don't remember saying I ever liked her and I sure as heck didn't think the chink jokes were funny. She was trying too hard to be funny and offensive like Howard Stern. Only people like The King of All Media, T-Mafia and JD and pull that shit off.I do admit when I first came to L.A., I went to the Tonight Show, she was the guest and I laughed my as off at her banter with Jay. But I chalk that up to the excitement of seeing The Tonight Show live for the first time.>>fwap fwap fwap>>Wreck Roar, you nasty motherfucker.XantesFire wrote:>>I don't see a purpose to looking Eminem too closely, seems gay to me.>>WTF!? It's like that scene in the second best movie ever made 'Pulp Fiction'Jules: She was on a pilot.Vincent: What's a Pilot?Jules: It's a sort of TV show.Vincent: I don't watch TV.Jules: But you've heard of the invention of television? And you know they show shows on it, right?You have eyes, don't you? And you have seen eminem's face, haven't you? Jeebus.
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