Salieri was like, "From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able. "Brilliant!
Before he was like: "While my father prayed earnestly to God to protect commerce, I would offer up secretly the proudest prayer a boy could think of: Lord, make me a great composer. Let me celebrate Your glory through music and be celebrated myself. Make me famous through the world, dear God. Make me immortal. After I die, let people speak my name forever with love for what I wrote. In return, I will give You my chastity, my industry, my deepest humility, every hour of my life, Amen." LOL Pwned!
Tim, I am highly offended by your one utterance of the word nigger. Why would you use such language?I have to admit that I liked how Janeane Garofalo looked in Mystery Men. I think I kinda like her still. Even though she's a lesbian and she has the 3rd unsexiest celebrity body after Paula Poundstone and Amy Winehouse, I think I like her because of some kinda geek, glasses wearing fetish.
Sometimes it seems like JD only will only approve of a movie if it has something to do with God. Would he approve if it was called "God Kickass" or if Kickass was heavenly appointed and it was called "God's Kickass" or "God Kicking Ass"?I love Janeane Garofalo, I miss when she left Air America, but she did sound like she was showing up at the shows a bit tipsy.
It's too bad Garofalo never got naked. I don't think any of us need to see that,, but It's still a morbid curiosity.
Naked nerds can be cute, as proven by the Suicide Girls. True I don't think she would shave down below and have a slight belly, still adorable.
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